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Title: Iron Chef Heroes
Author: jaune_chat
Fandoms: Heroes
Characters/Pairings: Luke, Elle, Hiro, Ando, Mohinder, Noah Bennet, Angela Petrelli, Adam Monroe, Claire Bennet, Eden McCain, Lyle Bennet, Jeremy Greer, Sylar
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 2,202
Spoilers: None
Content Advistory: None. Other than crack fiction!
Disclaimer: Heroes belongs to Tim Kring, NBC et al. Also, Iron Chef America is not mine.
A/N: Written for Heroes Advent Calendar 2013
Summary: At Kitchen Stadium, Chairman Mohinder Suresh is about to open a new battle between one of his Extreme Iron Chefs and a new challenger...

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( Iron Chef Heroes )

Title: End of Days
Author: jaune_chat
Fandoms: Heroes
Characters/Pairings: Claire, Sylar, Adam
Rating: R
Wordcount: 1,141
Spoilers: Post-series
Content Advistory: Gore, death, temporary death, strange morals
Disclaimer: Heroes belongs to Tim Kring, NBC et al.
A/N: Written for heroes_contest challenge, “Endings”
Summary: Sylar and Claire have remained together to take on the end of days.

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( End of Days )

Title: In the Halls of the Witch Queen (or, Heroes Play D&D)
Author: jaune_chat
Fandoms: Heroes
Characters/Relationships: Adam Monroe, Sylar, Peter Petrelli, Nathan Petrelli, Noah Bennet, Claire Bennet/Gretchen Berg
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 2,714
Spoilers: S4
Content Advisory: Pure crack.
Disclaimer: Not mine, just playing.
A/N: Written for Heroes Advent Calendar 2012. And if I may fly my nerd banner high, I’m using D&D 3.5 version for any rules references.
Summary: Heroes play Dungeons and Dragons. And maybe if they stop bickering, follow the adventure, and don't kill each other, Adam might be able to get on with the game tonight. He's not holding his breath.

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(  In the Halls of the Witch Queen (or, Heroes Play D&D) )

Title: Everyone Hates Ben
Author: jaune_chat
Fandoms: Heroes/Lost
Characters/Pairings: Matt, Peter, Sylar, Hiro, appearances by Ben
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1,774
Spoilers: Vague S3 for Heroes, S2 for Lost
Warnings: Some violence and some pure, unadulterated crack!
Disclaimer: Heroes belongs to Tim Kring, NBC et al., Lost isn’t mine either!
A/N: Written for kethni and boudecia7’s Matt-a-thon for the prompt: “WHAT IF Matt Parkman = the pilot. Like, what if he was undercover as a pilot for some police case either investigating the Island specifically or the island hijacked his mission by the plane crashing there, and all the weirdness of the island goings on are actually explained by people having Heroes-verse style superpowers.”
Summary: Matt goes on a rescue mission. And damn, it really goes badly.

( Everyone Hates Ben )

Title: Something New
Author: jaune_chat
Fandoms: Criminal Minds/Heroes
Characters: Spencer Reid, Sylar (could be construed as Reid/Sylar)
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1,000
Spoilers: Vague S4 for Heroes, Vague S6 for Criminal Minds
Warnings: References to mental illness and past violence
Disclaimer: I own nothing!
A/N: Written for crossovers_las for the prompt – “A New Brain.”
Summary: Spencer still wonders why he can’t have any normal friends. Sylar is probably the least normal of all of them.

( Something New )

Title: Prisoner Exchange
Author: jaune_chat
Fandoms: Heroes, Dollhouse
Characters/Pairings: Noah Bennet, Sylar; Adelle DeWitt, Topher Brink
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 2,566
Spoilers: All of S1 of Dollhouse, specific spoilers up to early S3 of Heroes with background information revealed in S4.
Warnings: Manipulation
Disclaimer: Heroes and Dollhouse belong to their respective creators
A/N: Written for just_drifting_6 for xover_exchange. Thanks to a_cook1 for betaing.
Summary: Adelle DeWitt gets a very unwanted guest that turns out to be a solution to both of their problems.

( Prisoner Exchange )