Jaune Chat's Life, the Universe, and Everything

All rights ficcers! It's that time again, time to spread the porny love.

1. Post on your journal a list of five favorite kinks to read about, and the fandoms and pairings you enjoy.
2. Drop your info at the sign up post.
3. Check out the master list and write some comment fic for other folks and their kinks!

( Below the cut, there are kinks, and fandoms which which to use said kinks. You know you want to click it. Click it hard. Oh yeah baby, do it, it feels so good... )

Fics I've Written
Drink - MCU, Steve/Bucky, vampire AU, blood-drinking, bit of size kink and characters going through hell - for heeroluva
Remember - MCU, Bucky/Clint/Natasha, writing on the body - for feralletters
Aftermath - Pacific Rim, Mako/Raleigh, oral sex and hurt/comfort - for redbrunja

Fics Written For Me
Avengers, Clint/Natasha, communication issues - by redbrunja
Avengers, Bucky/Steve, writing on the body - by feralletters

I got tagged by tiptoe39, who stole this from speccygeekgrrl and now it's mine! I was given four fandoms, and I had to talk about my favorite character from each one, and why they're awesome. Comment if you want me to tag you too!

( Fringe, Heroes, Supernatural, and Torchwood )

So, here's the reveal for the Music Shuffle Name-That-Song Meme! Y'all did a fabulous job, getting 19 out of 30! Give youself a pat on the back. Those with a * were those that stumped the flist.

1. [song title], an old mother cries. - Lightning Crashes by Live
2. * All these nights are catching up to me, I just can't put insomnia to sleep. Crash and Burn by Lifehouse
3. Why do you [song title], baby, just to let me down, mess me around... - Why Do You Build Me Up Buttercup by The Goops (Mallrats soundtrack)
4. I'm just an average man, with an average life, I work from 9 to 5, hell man I pay the price. - Somebody's Watching Me by Mysto & Pizzi
5. There's only two types of people in the world, the ones that entertain, and the ones that observe. - Circus by Briteny Spears
6. A man decides after seventy years, That what he goes there for, is to unlock the door, While those around him criticize and sleep... - Crazy by Alanis Morissette
7. I watched the stars fall silent from your eyes... - The Great Beyond by REM
8. * You know you can't keep letting it get you down, And you can't keep dragging that dead weight around. This Too Shall Pass by Ok Go
9. * On those Saturday when kids go out and play, yo I was up in my room I let the stereo blaze. Click Click Boom by Saliva
10. * Every morning I wake up just the same, another victim of ordinary fame. Everyday Superhero by Smashmouth
11. * When something's dark let me shed a little light on it, when something's cold let me put a little fire on it. The Fixer by Pearl Jam
12. * I used to carry the [song title], but now all I want to do is spread my wings and fly. Weight of the World by Chantal Kreviazuk
13. * You're cynical and beautiful you're nothing that you seem, you're monochrome delirious you're nothing that you seem. Dizzy by The Goo Goo Dolls
14. * Weightless, the feelings all inside here, beside here. Breathing You In by Zircon (feat. Jillian Goldin)
15. At home, drawing pictures of mountaintops, with him on top, lemon yellow sun... - Jeremy by Pearl Jam
16. You from New York, you are so relevant, you reduce me to cosmic tears. - So Pure by Alanis Morissette
17. [Song title] came home to her favorite room, [song name] sat down in the kitchen, opened her book and a box of tools, [song name] came home with a mission... - Sunny Came Home by Shawn Colvin
18. * You could've been all that I wanted, but you weren't honest, now get in the ground. Welcome Home by Coheed and Cambria
19. How about getting off of these antibiotics? How about stopping eating when I'm full up? - Thank You by Alanis Morissette
20. Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone, I hear you call my name, and it feels like home. - Like a Prayer by Madonna
21. * Seems like just yesterday, You were a part of me, I used to stand so tall, I used to be so strong. Behind These Hazel Eyes by Kelly Clarkson
22. * You and I got something, But it's all and then it's nothing to me. Here Is Gone by The Goo Goo Dolls
23. If I'm out of touch and need reminding, just tell me I have been found. - Annie Would I Lie To You by Iris
24. When you feel all alone, and the world has turned its back on you, give me a moment please, to tame your wild wild heart. - Crash and Burn by Savage Garden
25. All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out places. - Mad World by Gary Jules
26. [Song title] sat alone in a buggy marsh, totally motionless except for her heart. - Lump by The Presidents of the United States of America
27. Broke into the [song title], this is where we used to live. - Old Apartment by the Barenaked Ladies
28. Your hand on his arm, the hay stack charm around your neck, strung out and thin, calling some friend try to cash some check. - Needle in the Hay by Elliott Smith
29. Never made it as a wise man, couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing. - This Is How You Remind Me by Nickelback
30. [Song title] in [song title], stirring my coffee, I thought of you, and turned to the gate. - Spoon by Dave Matthews Band

Stolen from lots of my flist.

Here are seven random true facts about me! Some are a tad TMI, so I'll slap these behind a cut.

( Too Much Information )

Everything I've written this year, all your questions answered, including those you didn't know you needed to ask. Stolen from brighteyed_jill.

I've written a hell of a lot this year. A hell of a lot. Way more than I thought I would. I got into a couple fandoms I hadn't been in before (Supernatural, Star Trek, as well as dabbles into Torchwood, Criminal Minds, Watchmen, Dollhouse, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog, Firefly, and Fringe). And Heroes obviously. Lots and lots of Heroes. I did several challenges and a lot of memes.

In total I wrote 89 fics in 12 different fandoms (one of them a fusion); 302,330 words all together.

Want to read some more about it in-depth? You know you do...

( Let me count the ways. )

It's a Word Meme! perdiccas gave me five words that remind her of me. Now I must talk about them.

1. Incest - I somehow managed to get into two fandoms at the same time that has extensive fic with incestous brothers, namely Heroes and Supernatural. Why? Because the brothers are hot. And particularly in Heroes, they touch. A lot. In a very suggestive manner. In both fandoms there is angst galore, mutual saving of each other's lives, heartfelt confessions, and mutual destiny. That's more interaction than some canon het couples get in six seasons. So, in the safety of my fandoms, yeah, I ship that.

2. Cats - I love them! My own Timothy was literally a lifesaver to me at one low point in my life. They're warm, fuzzy, and my own cat is adorably affectionate, delightfully playful, and quirkily bizarre. If two members of my family hadn't been allergic, I would have asked for one growing up. As it was, it was less than a month after I'd gotten my first apartment that allowed pets when I got Timmy from a rescue group. Everyone needs a friendly cat in their life! I'm also a shameless admirer of CuteOverload and ICanHasCheezburger.

3. Pinch hitting - I tend to do that a lot. I did that before I got laid off because I had a strange schedule that gave me days off at a time (though I worked 12-hour shifts) and I was on the night shift, so I had plenty of writing time. I pinch-hit now because I'm still out of work and have even more writing time! Also, I have an overactive muse and don't mind writing to spec. And, well, because everyone deserves the fic they were promised!

4. Maturity - I'm 28, going to be 29 next month, so I think I'm one of the older people in all of my fandoms. After almost three decades on this spinning ball of dirt, I think I can safely say that experienced gained is a good thing. Don't fear it.

5. Insight - I has it. I like to think I'm a good listener and observer. I was always the quiet kid in class, the one that watched everyone. I do a lot of that even still, and will sometimes bust out answers no one expected me to have. I tend to remember the oddest things.

I has an Icon Meme. takhallus started it, and brighteyed_jill prompted me, so I've come to play. Here's how it works:

I tell you about five icons brighteyed_jill prompted me with. You post letting me you know you want to play, and I'll choose five of your icons. Then post on your journal with explanations about your five, and we spread the icon glee! Punch it.

Here are the icons chosen:


Telepathic Sex Partner - Because it's so true! Mind!sex is a wonderful thing, and I'm so proud to be part of fandoms where that's a total legitimate possibility. Knowing exactly what your partner wants, without words, is amusing, trusting, and sexy.


Look At My Wrist - Dr. Horrible! I love Dr. Horrible! And haven't you ever had just get out of some situation, or really just need to post and run? That's what this is for.


OTP - I picked this icon for two main reason. The S3 finale of Heroes and Torchwood: Children of Earth. Writers, you may have killed my 'ships, but you will never take my FANFIC!!!!!!


HRG Awesomeness - Because he is awesome. In all possible ways and means of the word. And he doesn't have to listen to you, because he knows how shit works and how it's all going down and nobody can compete with that. Don't bother talking, HRG has it all under control.


Plot Bunny - I liken my muse to a murder of infected zombie crows, ala Resident Evil: Extinction. I have plot bunnies. Lots of plot bunnies. And they don't go away, they just hide and pounce on me when I'm least expecting it. And they have razor-sharp claws and radioactive breath. They're demanding little suckers, and I try not to piss them off too badly. They scare me!