Jaune Chat's Life, the Universe, and Everything

So, most of y'all know I work at a factory. The following is an excerpt of a completely legitimate, work-related conversation I had with a male co-worker the other day.

"Ram your pole down on this tail so I can slide the head through."

Oh yeah. I went there. :D

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In other news, I still have a very strange selection of songs that run through my head at unpredictable intervals. Over the past few days, these have made an appearance in my mental soundtrack:

Jesus Christ Superstar (the title song from the musical of the same name, which I haven't listened to in probably eight or ten years)

The Slinky Song ("It's Slinky, it's Slinky...")

Let's Go Fly A Kite from Mary Poppins

One Tin Soldier

Oh brain, you are so strange...